Awkward Birthday Card
Card reads: "For your birthday I wanted to give you something perfect that also seemed effortless, like I just nonchalantly picked it up on the way home from the farmers market or working out or whatever, so you'd be all impressed by both my extreme smoothness and killer gift-giving ability. But that didn't really work out."
Blank inside. Made in the USA.
To mail this card to someone, fill out what you want written on the inside of card, and the name and address you would like it mailed to in the note section at checkout. Postage is include in the price and the card will be mailed the business day following your order, unless otherwise specified.